Calling Card

You want a new review now? Good Grief you people are needy. Fine.

Hello I'm the WebcomiCritic, I do it Becuase, well... Somebody has to.

I knew this day had to come eventually, I have to review that surrealistic piece of nonsensia that had the nerve to call itself Dresden Codak...

Computer: WARNING, SERVOS CANNOT PROCESS SURREALISTIC AND PLOTLESS COMIC

Uh oh... It's such a bad sign...

Computer: SYSTEMS EXPERIENCING MELTDOWN! ABORT! ABORT!

AH! HUSTON, WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM! Scratch that, WE'RE HAVING A FRIKKIN' PROBLEM RIGHT NOW!!!

I knew I should've switched to a Mac when I had the chance...

Okay, screw the review, I suppose now is as good a time as any to reveal my Webcomicritic calling cards: FANART!

Mimickery is the highest form of flattery they say, so I'm drawing the characters of the webcomics I review out of respect (or when I get to Ctrl+Alt+Del, to show off what a talentless cad Mr. Buckley is...). Respect or mocking, whichever comes first really.

So here is the Housepets picture:

And the Precocious picture:

In honor of his Birthday, I shall do an official review of Joshua Winthrop's Heroes of C.R.A.S.H. It's good stuff, I suggest you guys look it up.

I got no quote today, sorry.

-Read or Die you Uneducated Buffoons
The WebcomiCritic

Photo-Op

Hello I'm the WebcomiCritic, I do it because, well... somebody has to!


Like my picture? It's my new look as the WebcomiCritic!

Though many of you probably don't know it, I had this old look:
The old look being that doll right there when I'm my usual me: Mousa the 14. Notice the plain old shirt and jeans. I decided my new look would have a weird and colorful old-age reporter look to it.

And thus evidence that I can draw. I just don't color. Someone stole my colored pencil set and these markers were all I had. At least I'm not criticizing artistic ability with no experience. I do just as well as the rest of them! When I stop being lazy, you'll see, you'll ALL see! I'll produce a webcomic god beyond your wildest DREAMS!

AND I SHALL BE GOD!

Anyhow, I'll try to get back to work right... How about now? I shall try to review the Surrealistic piece of Internet madness known as DREADED-Er, I mean, DRESDEN CODAK!



COMPUTER: ERROR! ERROR! COMIC SURREALISM IS TOO TOO MUCH FOR THIS SYSTEM'S PROCESSORS!

Whu? Oh, that's Not a good sign...

COMPUTER: OVERLOADING! CANNOT COMPUTE! CANNOT COMPUTE!

Wait, Stop, NO! What are you doing? Computer, Stop... Stop! GAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Oy vey.... Ya know what folks, never mind.... Maybe Next time....


When school stops sucking I'll be back in business...

"EXCELSIOR!"(By my Idol, Stan Lee)

-Read or Die you Uneducated Buffoons!
The WebcomiCritic