Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Don't Jump To Conclusions

I'm the WebcomiCritic and this is not about webcomics

I'm still here. It appears some people think I got scared off by a few Harkovast fans.

Pish Posh Apple Sauce! Poppycock! Blasphemy!

I just had more free time during the summer. Senior year isn't hard, but annoying. Hopefully by this Saturday, I'll have had re-read Harkovast and tried to be less annoyed this time. And then I'll throw in another review I'm sure you're all going to love.

And yes, you presumptuous creeps, I know I'm a poor colorist who is afraid of coloring and inking who doesn't have photoshop skills and can't draw a backgroudn or a buildng or a landscape to save my bacon, thanks for pointing out the obvious. What are you going to say next? "Oh look! He's black!"

Sheesh.

Okay then, With that insult aside, I apologize for being rude, I rarely go a day without a sarcastic, cynical, or sardonic remark and I really needed to say that to you.

Step into my deviantart and insult my poor artwork there. Lord knows teasing is better than no critque at all.

And now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go cry in a corner and think about my pathetic loney life and allow your horrid horrid words to internally wound me for all eternity.

"Read or Die You Uneducated Buffoons"
-The WebcomiCritic

P.S. My Weesh review got on Tangent's reviews. Thank you very much Mr. Tangent.

1 comment:

  1. Tell you what junior. When your testes drop and you're ready to handle a REAL MAN's webcomic maybe you shoud tackle SICD.

    Be forewarned, it's not suitable for old people or babies.

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