NEWS FLASH: HUMANS ROCK!

Hello I'm the WebcomiCritic, I do it becuase, well, somebody has to!

NEWS FLASH: I have faith in humanity again!

Okay, not really, that'll never change, but my view of them is slightly more positive. After all, Mr Paulsen of Precocious did this:


I just have to show my appreciation. This is exactly what the doctor ordered my friend.

Well, for those who know of me and want to link to me, use this banner, courtesy of Mr. Christopher Paulsen.

"I'd call That a Strike" --Dionne

-Read or Die you Uneducated Buffoons
The WebcomiCritic

Calling Card

You want a new review now? Good Grief you people are needy. Fine.

Hello I'm the WebcomiCritic, I do it Becuase, well... Somebody has to.

I knew this day had to come eventually, I have to review that surrealistic piece of nonsensia that had the nerve to call itself Dresden Codak...

Computer: WARNING, SERVOS CANNOT PROCESS SURREALISTIC AND PLOTLESS COMIC

Uh oh... It's such a bad sign...

Computer: SYSTEMS EXPERIENCING MELTDOWN! ABORT! ABORT!

AH! HUSTON, WE'VE HAD A PROBLEM! Scratch that, WE'RE HAVING A FRIKKIN' PROBLEM RIGHT NOW!!!

I knew I should've switched to a Mac when I had the chance...

Okay, screw the review, I suppose now is as good a time as any to reveal my Webcomicritic calling cards: FANART!

Mimickery is the highest form of flattery they say, so I'm drawing the characters of the webcomics I review out of respect (or when I get to Ctrl+Alt+Del, to show off what a talentless cad Mr. Buckley is...). Respect or mocking, whichever comes first really.

So here is the Housepets picture:

And the Precocious picture:

In honor of his Birthday, I shall do an official review of Joshua Winthrop's Heroes of C.R.A.S.H. It's good stuff, I suggest you guys look it up.

I got no quote today, sorry.

-Read or Die you Uneducated Buffoons
The WebcomiCritic